On Novel Solutions to Similar Scenarios

Editor’s Note: At thought stream, we believe in innovation, so we’re innovating tonight with a special guest author. We’ll be carefully monitoring their performance to see if they get another go, so no pressure.

Who knew that there could be such a wonderful opportunity presented to me, this humble author in search of a place to place my words meets a platform so free and personal that anything can go and nobody cares about a thing. I am sincerely not apologetic if you misunderestimate the tone of the writing contained within your screen at this present moment, as then perhaps the viewer has not really been able to get what I was getting at and woe to the reader who has no way to comprehend idle chatter and fascinating musing.

It’s far more interesting to write words that sound nice next to each other instead of depressing dirges into the mind of somebody who simply wants a chance to do something interesting with his life. I’m not meaning to go into competition with the host of this fabulous, innovative media platform, but I will have no choice but to do so if the general understanding of the times means that the voice of this author is more in demand than the other.

I’m sure there won’t be any conflict, as at thought stream we are carefully vetted to ensure that there is no conflict, and indeed conflict, at least in physical terms, seems like a daft way to pass the time. I do appreciate engaging in some form of mental duel, however, but it can get awful lonely knowing that there’s only one of me and no one can really quite get to the level of discourse I craft. Challengers come and go and they all fall down, not due to my overperformance or other personal faults, but just because they simply are no match for my towering intellect.

Have I annoyed you enough, yet?

Am I so terribly insufferable as to really get under your nerves as I fill time writing a blog for a strange reclusive editor who has miraculously run out of things to yell about?

I’m sure we can come to some kind of arrangement that you put up with me for as long as it takes, as it’s rather in everybody’s interest to keep me on.

Why? You mutter to yourself, with the slight tinge of disdain.

Why, dear reader, is that what else do you have on this fine Spring evening? Perhaps there is an event that you can visit and watch an attraction, or a game to play where you solve a puzzle, or even a television program to see, where characters enter narrative and see where it gets them? I don’t mean it as an affront, but there is a highly concerning lack of things to do in our modern times. I’ll put on my luddite power suit now, and bleat about how technology will be the end of us, or something, but then I’ll move back to some for of lyrical construction that makes it all worthwhile in the end.

It’s fun to construct sentences that play with the idea of what a sentence can contain. I’m literally thinking for you as you read these words, an annoying mind worm that you keep reading because the words are just so darn good. Or, perhaps in reaction to those words, you prefer independent thought, and think that actually my words are rather subpar. The conclusion is that you managed to find yourself here, so you must really be fascinated to see what I come up with next.

Here’s a sentence that demonstrates my masterful control of the English language. Here’s a sentence that shows that I’m a truly understanding and caring person. Here’s a sentence that communicates that you really do, with all of your heart, want to see Some Quality Entertainment get produced, and will do your darnedest to make it happen.

Now, that would be cruel if it all came true. But it would also be somewhat revelatory about the state of nature. Maybe I’ll have to wait and see what happens with this little blog of mine. I do hope my editor allows me out of my box every so often, so please do like and share this post. It’s important to like and share our posts. Perhaps if I even outperform Dear Leader, I may be able to take things over. We all enjoy new management, periodically.