On MPs, Pornography and How to Solve the Issue…

So the latest news going around town is that a Member of Parliament was looking at pornography while at work in the Commons. Obviously looking at porn in your place of work is not the smartest of moves, especially if you’re in public life. I suppose I’m also not surprised by the reaction, telling the […]

The Unexpected Beauty of Objects

I was washing my car today for the first time. That’s not an interesting statement, but it is for me, because when I have cleaned my car in the past, it has either involved paying someone to do it, or using a machine. To the experienced observer my dilemma may sound incredibly funny, because cleaning […]

Why is Tame Impala so sad?

I’ve had a long history with the music of Tame Impala. I’ve had great trips and heaving gigs, decent merch and online experiences. The music is terribly memorable. Well, in theory anyway. I’ve been seeing Tame Impala’s face on the tube escalator as he’s trying to flog tickets to some gig in East London, but […]

Update to: Who is Banksy

So earlier in the month I was sketching out an investigation to find out who Banksy is, and the investigation is proving fruitful. Upon publishing my article, I was met with a demand to take down my post (voiced by the person who I think it is) with the threat of legal action. When I […]

Democracy, Collective Lethargy and a Global Lack of Bravery

As I sit in my chambers contemplating my orb thinking about what’s next, writing blog posts to addressed to the void as some form of personal record of individual thought output, I obviously take it upon myself to react to the latest happenings, form an opinion and then scribble down some kind of reaction that […]

On the General Control of Reality

I’m in between projects at the moment, and in between absurd investigations into the bizarre working practices of the modern world. I have my plans all sorted out, and it’s good to know how precisely the world economy is currently functioning. Hopefully one day once my ship has been steadied I can work out how […]

On Modern Technology Always Being Annoying

So I’ve got to pondering recently, if you can’t tell by this isolated website. Far too much pondering for my own good, when the world is so nice and sunny out there. But one needs to ponder one’s circumstances in order to know the direction of travel in order to ‘do’ something and live a […]

Wimbledon and the Hypocrisy of Doing Nothing

I have a casual relationship with tennis. Sometimes when I have nothing to do, and Wimbledon is streaming on the BBC website, I may find myself becoming amused at the spectacle of two people hitting a ball back and forth to each other. Sometimes these games last for five hours, sometimes they can be over […]

Netflix and the Disaster of Losing Subscribers

Netflix is the quintessential subscription service. Inspired by traditional libraries, they put a monthly fee on it and got busy taking over the world of video content by producing many, many addictive television series and films. As a disruptive force to traditional premium content subscription services, at a price point even a student could afford, […]

On Psychomachia, General Distress and the Calculation of Compassion

If there’s one thing that bothers me as I sit on my sofa minding my own business on an intriguing Monday evening, it’s having to listen to my wife listening to some other bloke’s interpretation of reality on the television. Perhaps it’s some deep, instinctual sensation of competition kicking in my psyche, wishing to proffer […]